The Journal of Provincial Thought

Embracing the Doctrine Cogito ergo nixof Obscurity & Inutility

Vol. 4 Numb 1
iss 18: Sep 7, 2010
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Prof. Lawrence Jones
"'Confessions of a
Jazz Fan"
2d installment
of the jazz-lore treasure
Double Take
A novel of the post-'60s
Owen Scott, III
Dream realities, hip academia, and rock'n'roll drive this prize jpt score.
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John Rice
"Hatari It Isn't!"
South Africa by scooter
Excellent Adventure
Hog Rock Rally 2010
"Glenda's Secret"
She's back, and her
torrid pink garter
is with her
Glenda Dent White
in yet another hilarious wardrobe squeeze
Advice From MOM
Martha Q. Schafer
Course #2, in which wit & wisdom flow together to produce much more than either of them alone... might... expected to, ah...
to produce...
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No. 011
"The Acquittal of Adam and Eve"!

Professor Loose
"Reading, Writing and Revisionism"
Emeritus English prof pans "English" as a course: "..perverse & unworkable.."!
Buttwinkle B. Scriblerus, Ph.D
Book of 
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An Asse
upon the
Throne of Olde
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