The Journal of Provincial Thought

Embracing the Doctrine Pigasus-cover17of Obscurity & Inutility

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iss 17: Jun 1, 2010
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Septimbre 7
it's all jive aside as we
grass-is-greener cognitive disorder in the most concerted passive effort yet to staunch the rush
of useful citizens into godawful life situations!
We will
crush the "Fools In Bloomers" movement ere it achieve critical momentum!
We will denounce in theory any who would visit revisionist Native American dance routines upon the children of the proud Pawnee and the hale Paiute!
We will drill through your hard inner shell and tap all that sweetness!
We will do what others have only dreamed about us doing!

Plus the Fight that Nearly Cost Van Gogh his Other Ear.

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