The Journal of Provincial Thought

Embracing the Doctrine Pigasus the JPT flying pig- cogito ergo nix. C 2007 WJ Schaferof Obscurity & Inutility

A Reader's Web
Ye Olde Nostalgick Essay Korner
A Pusher at 10!
essayist Jonathan Deere
a boy and his grass
**jpt Spectacular!**
Jazz Lines
Henry Blackburn:
*Jimmie Lunceford & band rock a cotton warehouse
10 Must-Read Books
If you wish to be a mensch
Willis Quick fiction
Backdrop for Murder:
Richard Poole at Ashpole Manor
Kalamity Kinema:
Olde Movies from the
Wee Hours

Be glad you went to bed
Olde Tyme Quiz Showes On Ye Radio
Turn that dial now--
& pull the plug
Days of Wine & Seizures
The Industrious
Sportzit, the Sweat Mag for Fanatics
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Name Wars
Welcome to a Repository for nutty namesay
Firearms maker
euthanasia market
Definition of the Day
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Vol. 2 Numb 1
iss 7: Apr 23, 2008
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Capt. Jeffrey Spaulding
Wolf T. Flywheel
Edgar Sousé
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Better Disavowed than Disallowed
The jpt Core Conceits:
Declaration of Principles
Our Hero Pyrrho
Educational Mission
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The Mogulog
Private Letters
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Rogue's Gallery: Contributors
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The Readers
Cry Out!
New Zealand Multiple PIGASUS SIGHTING!!! 
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July 4, we shall convene here in the sight of one another for to throw down some mighty lines, laying bare secrets the like of which pulled the Founding Fathers from all corners of spacetime to that urgent purpose planetary folk dub nation-building. Friends, friends: it's the
Birth of Our Country Fireworks Gala w/Hot Dogs & Corn
on the Cobb

'Most ev'body'll be dropping by
à la lead sinkers. Buckle on y' bingo boots and bold-show it over to the par-tay!
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Definition of the Day:

STAGE-- the theater

as exemplified in the following old wives' tale:

"On its way to Dodge City, the actor's STAGE was overtaken, robbed, and driven away by Cole Younger's bunch. The desperate actor took a horse from a nearby farm, and was hanged on the day he was to have opened in Dodge."


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