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Book 14:The Tribulation of Tarvatillion The Slayer- 3
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Chapftre
1. Enormity of the Terror He Dispenseth .................................pp. 1-2
2. Hozo ...................................................................................pp. 2-5
3. Vilifaxien of Shum, & a Solemn Slayscene Investigature...pp. 5-8
4. Pitting of Elites: The Requizit Glamour of Supremacy.........pp. 8-11
5. Commencements of Apocolypse.........................................pp. 12-14
6. Wanton Excess & the Spectacol of a Slayer Affrighted......pp. 15-17
7. Power by Acquisitien.........................................................pp. 18-19
8. Reversiens..............................................................................p. 20
Indectic ................................................................................pp. 21-22
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3.
Vilifaxien of Shum, & a Solemn Slayscene Investigature

nd the trunq whereupon the deathwritings were struck was taken for kindling in the winter, which snay as never hat winter snain in the time of the earth, until its snow
was by a fearing humanlot elected god, and the god were calld Worstivus; and Worstivus were the harshest of masters until he melted.

            And Shum became Shum the Shallow, and were strippt of his laurels, and of all approbatien, and of his statien as Shortreader Practicale, and of all fruits issuing outen his celebridy; yea, they even came and got his wife.  And midday on the day of mercies, wherein

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moste sadcraps & sorrowd flopgobbers & hooligons are forgiven amid the people’s berry-mellow’d reveries, went he pleading upon his knees before them, saying, Ye beauteous communidy, ye of love and consolatian, I unto your hearts of honeybutter do beseech and make petitien, that ye do me mercy, and aleasts let me be callt Shum the Shepherd; for my kin are due to visit, they who thinq me yet esteemd, they whose tender spirits oughts be spared a dashing from such loft as I, & through me they, were former soard unto.  I see utter rascols returnd to their estates, swimming in your sweet conciliatien; may not I, a man of learning, who neither have stabbd nor robbd nor shewn my self in alleys, as well expect such restoratian? 

            But they rebuk-ed him, saying, ’Twere worse for thee, thou man, that thou hast nought of those trifling turpitudes unto which mercy is reservd.  For thou hadst practist an hegemony o’er us all, in thy claims to speciality, unto which we in a comparativ belittld state did scrambol for to cater.  Well, sirrah; that buggy hath flippt.  In what ditch might thou now be found acrawling, we high riders looking down upon thine hilarity in wreckage?  [hih-loddə-tay ahn rə-kahzh]

            And teachers arrang-ed tours, bringing out their students to view upon Shum the Shallow, a stupid man, like unto whom all who learn nothing do become.  And the students were horrifyde, and rabid went to learning, and became wheel sciencists, & fire physixists, & mercenary meisterpoets, & hochministers of this & that, & just the finest of all possibol lots.  Thus by weird ambishin cometh excellense, spawn of repugnance.

            N- ch 3 Tarvow, the demiser of Hozo Each Groffonidian were the riptidings of the day.  All solemn were the Elders gatherd there upon the slayscene, gutteral in their grunts & exclamatia, they bent to investogaiting through the smoulder with their piddlesticks & staves, and making huge one eye with magnifaxien discs, and whistling their bumboozlement at this & that, and saying, Ah; I see.  [Tho few there were whose claims of sight were reasonabol.]

            And by & by, midalong one crucial leg of his own investogaishin, hark, Lidriget the Elder arose and spake in the manner of a Prince Of Findings with urgencies to divulge; and he made of them an audiense, crying, There!  And they lookt and seen upon the ground that which they had misst.  And the eyes of Lidriget did with excitement glow like as devil’s ingots.  And he said unto them, There lieth his sundial, dialle solaris, all shatterd in the attaq.  Stoppt dead at impacte, its gnomon will unto us tell the very hour upon which our scribe were mince’t.  And Lidriget bow-ed unto them, and thray out his arms.

            Spake then his rival, saying, How so?  No hour of time existeth in a moonless night, for neither is there sun to feed the dial that giveth us the creeping shadows of time.  How then might a fraxurd gnomon, which e’en in cherry health knoweth only of the day, be found in possessien of clues to evening’s play?

            But Lidriget retorteth unto the rival, saying, Thou fool that opposeth correctness, see these ashes in the pit, the madeflakes of a friendly fire.  For with a fire at night did Hozo Each indulge his interest in seeing, and his taste for roasted wrens; ’twas even here that he did cozytoast his loaf against the glacial breeze.  Knowing fire, do not we posit light?  Knowing light, shadows?  Shadows, time acreep upon the dial?  I say unto thee, there was Time here in the

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night, and Time gat freezd in the moment of disastre; for then was its gnomon brake, and it cud not travel on. 

            And the Elders lookt for to see the time of breakage markt by the breakage of time, as shewn by time’s shadow there fraze upon some piece of the dial; but neither could they discern any thing about any time, but only about some breakage.  And unto Lidriget they said, We, we see no frozen shadow of time freez-ed upon this junq. 

            And Lidriget went to sifting amongst the crashage, and waxt desperit that his truths be proovd, going upon his hands & knees and flinging hither & thither frags of insubstantial evodence, and inviting again into his pressurd life a roster of gods whom he had scornd.  Yet nor answerd they, nor yet came he upon the truth he so pursu-ed.  And his frantical insistences regarding his conclusians did by & by give way to fervid whisperd prayers, and they eventual to shrieks & melodious moans; and these at last did run to wimpers, the Prince Of Findings pitcht there prostrate amid the rubbles of his passion.

            Now the Elders spare-ed them selfs further of him, and turnt again unto their investogatians.  And one Elder did of sudden take an bad feeling, and said, I like it not.  What an the killer prove out to be some person important, who hath no beholding to the law, and laffeth in the face of such opprobrium as wud wilt & devour dainty janes like unto us?  Hap we oughts be not here putting our selfs in the way of his whimsy, & of more profound justice that he in sudden returning might mete down upon this place and upon any found here dillying about.

            But Pathos Smiley [Pah-dō Zmee-lay], a novice Elder having teeth, pointed out unto them the monstrous feet-tracks aroundabout upon the dust, showing of feetpads & nailclaws.  And he said, No one importent hath feet like unto that.

            And silence ran upon, as veteran Elders tasted pride in a moment of certainty of consensus: ’twere manifest unto the seasond that any one having feet like unto that were importent enogh.

            Yea, saith Pathos.  I my self have come severoltimes out hither under heavy guard for to beseech the oblivious Heauzeaux to fetch in his tent closeby unto others.  There might be bears about, says I to him, Which, an so, will be drewn in by thine hospitalidy toward bears; for thou leavest strewn about snapfcrackers & nips of cheese, and fishes’ heads from thy river soirees, and drunken damsels, and bright playballs, and gourds of honey.  ’Tis just what bears enjoy.

            But (saith Pathos) hearkend he unto me?  Think anew, Brothers.  He call-ed me my forbidden name Venereas, and he bad me go braid up an wreath of boar’s dung in remembrance of my mother, and wear it upon mine head through the holy places.  And he said unto me, Go swallow thy tobaccos, and smoke instead some mongrel’s hair.  And he said unto me, Go upon the military ridge, and taunt down upon the warriors there in training, thou hurling down also some entrails, and making gestures.  And he said unto me, Don this strumpet’s garm and let me see thee strut.  And after I had done these things as he suggested, and found their consoquenses mean—I say thee, Elders, keepf to the tobaccos in thy smoking—then wud I counsel him no more.  E’en a rock hath an end, and I with Hozo Each hat mine.  And see, a bear now hath eaten

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his contumacious ass, & his goose, & his peacock, & his falcon, & his bees, and hath made red hell of him.  A bear; hap one of those great blacks I my self did here set aloose, to substansiate my point.  (And Pathos stoop-ed, and pluckt he up offen the ground a tuft of black fur, and raisd it high.)

            But the vetran Eldern tenderd spittle and said, Ptaa; ’tis more likily that Tarvatillion the Slayer hath come hither with shoes of false bearsfoot, irkt with some element of the jingle that Hozo made for him, and hath slain him.  For we know that Tarvatillion is a slayer, and hath the vigor to do this, & the time on his hands.  Beware the Slayer, Beware the jingle-irkt.  Beware the Slayer (so chanted the Eldern).  Beware the jingle-irkt.  Beware the Slayer.  Beware the jingle-irkt.

            And Pathos Smiley [Păddəs mə-] also finded him self whispering, Beware the Slayer; beware the jingol-irkt.  For the majik of chant ruleth the Elders through & through.  Some say ’tis the rhythm.

            And the eminence of Tarvatillion only multiplied; tho, it did so additively, as by adding upon adding upon adding, for multiplology were but a mathemystic abstraxien in that day before the Computer, she with her whichdirectional polystrand bead-array abaci and her moist, opium-passiond evening kisses in the veil’d hindchambers of the guvment calculary annex.  Aleasts, so ’twas in this city; each place hath its own deal, its own peopel & their practices.

            O Tarvatillion, said the sentients of creation.  He goeth all about, and seeketh out strange new life, and compromiseth it.  

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grapes ending Ch 3 Tarv

point back to Tarvatillion Ch 2revisit Ch 2 What top? point top Tarvatillion Ch 3The very top! Invade Chapter 4 point to ch 4 Tarvatillion
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