The Journal of Provincial Thought
jptARCHIVE Issue 9
luminance Pigasus the JPT flying pig, copyright 2008 Schafer
from The Book of Wine & Seizures
Copyright 1978-2008 wc smith----Illustrated by w schafer
Book 8: The Pivotal Man of All Histery
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1. The Sons of the Father _______p. 1
2. The Father of the Sons _______pp. 2-5
3. The Mother of the Sons (Wife of the Father) & the Mother of the Mother (Mother of the Wife): Domestical Tyranny ______________________pp. 6-8
4. Evil Sent Forth ______________pp. 8-9
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10 The Book of Wine & Seizures
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A

accelerants, 7

almighty who giveth devastatien, 1

aromatic eastern esters, 6

assery & fancy dance, 3

attackers-fer-y’-purse, 2

authoridy’s intrusiary harrassity, 1

B

baring vicious gums upon an unfleeing sociedy. See unmighty toothless

beddieweevils, 7

beggarjumpers, 2

blasfeemie, tempest of, 1

blazing son of the zodiac, 7

bonewelder, 1

born witouts no soul, 5

Buff Rummy, 6

buttbarers, 2

C

caddalog of ways to be, 1

Cairogongus Merelenia Frendrifwah, idol, 1

Caustic Bards, the, 6

chickenyards, neighber's, 1

closing dose of dismay, 4

Congress the Woolwoman, 8

craving rake, 2

cronies of the gloaming, 6

cusswife Droola, 1

D

dawn of the gods, 8

Death Skid, 6

Devol in thy life, 6

Devol, the, 2

downest prospect ever fetcht, 8

Droola, cusswife. See cusswife Droola

E

Eight-Do-One Justifaxien of Evil, 3

episodic impalers, 2

evil man, the, 1

evil that I do in bizniss, 3

extracted fatty ointments, 6

F

faceeaters, 2

faild man-reformer, 2

fanghog, 9

Fates and instigatiens, 2

Father Of The Fewture Of Manseed, 5

Father Profligate, 5

fiery killpeppers, 7

filthy bastrid, 3

fix-in with the Devol, 2

foolsfire, 7

frank persepsien of his turpitude, 5

Frippery, The (garmentage), 8

G

garden goddess sallad, 3

gentle jestor with an heart of festival, 3

giant from Psiam, 9

glorify the ways of ignominy, 5

Goat in the Coat, 1

gods beaten in their very game, 4

gods do despise the hound that conniveth, 3

gossipers and ulcermongers, 6

Grimm the Reapier, 3

groinemphasizers, 2

guild of filthy bastrids, 3

I

Imagining of the Winsome Sinner, 4

Inner Man, the, 4

ironicol selfdamner, 3

J

Judgmentaffrontage, 4

juke and let blood, 2

K

kicking leisured loafs, 6

kisser, embracier, 3

knock the husbend offen his sin, 6

L

lay merder to the thousand, 4

leprochaun gas wars, 6

limitless dimensiens of anguish, 8

loathsome nature, 2

M

mad scratching of the old woman, 7

Malagostrogoots of Mars, 1

man of optimol calibor and advanst sociel architectiture, 3

man-animal love loft, callt the mall, 1

milkweed neck, my, 3

miserabol young scholars, 5

misfortunelaffers, 2

monkees, swinging, 5

moodbreakers, 2

mother of the wife, 6

Muffan the Iron Malagostrogoot, 1

Muhh, 1

musicgourds and nosebones, 6

N

nataS, 6

nature’s brutol collusiens, 2

new age of pride in sin, 2

O

ocean of inexorabol tragicality, 2

P

Pardon of a Deathsbed Stratagem, 3

Pardon of a Saving Motherlove, 4

Pardon of All Love With the Lord, 3

Pardon of Circumstance, 2

Pardon of One Naughtiness Only, 3

Pardon of Only Bizniss, 2

Pardon of The Inner Man, 4

Pardons, the Seven Flowery, 2

partmighty who giveth only some vexatien, 1

piewagon hitteth two lovers in the lane, 8

pitiful deathsbedsman, the, 4

Prize Cock of Lies, 3

prominent fester in the city, 5

pseudophysiciens given to fleshgroping, 2

purveyers of titillatiens, 2

Q

queen of slugs, 7

R

Raiment Alway (garmentage), 8

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restless boulder bounding down, 3

righteousness and beating go together, 1

run the deific tongue, 3

S

scribe of righteous passiens, 5

Seven Flowery Selfpardons for Slippage, 2

sheen of appreciashon for his evil condishin, 5

sherwood trees, 1

shrill swinging monkees calld men, 5

sin, pride in, 2

smoking leaves, 7

sons, the three, 1

speciel filthy law, 3

Spot, the, 7

stabbers, 2

starry knights on high, 2

sudden erupters, 2

sulphar of one evil egg, 3

T

tart darling of demagoggs, 4

tax invaders, 1

taxjackal, 1

temperd plate flesh, 4

terminol ethers of my vitalidy, 3

toad in parodice, 4

tostado, 1

towering among the faint., 5

True Pardon of the Greater Good, 3

tushoboar. See fanghog

tushoboar, irascibol, 3

TwoTwoTwo-By-Three, 6

U

ulcercausers, 2

unmighty toothless, 1

W

weaklin, betrampt by chickens, 1

weirdos, some, 1

werfanghog, 9

wertushoboar. See werfanghog

wife, the (mother of the sons), 6

Wit Dicta of Muffan M’goot, 7

wolfy moors, 7

womens better than men, 2

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