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from The Book of Wine & Seizures
Copyright 1978-2008 wc smith----Illustrated by w schafer
Book 9: The Three Brothers Try Something
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1. Good Bizniss & Terror in Trying pp. 1-3
2. The Asses of Fortune pp. 4-5
3. A Thousand Donkies Down pp. 5-6
4. Ho Fair Sodom pp. 6-8
5. In the Wilderness, Men Act Without Asking pp. 8-11
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3B, The Three Brothers, 2

A

agencies of havoc, 5

ambrosia water, 2

ampoules of opium for the trail, 2

artners’ depixiens of great shakes, 7

aspects of the flesh, 6

ass, their brother's. See their brother's ass

assdonkies, 2

asses ashimmer with flys, 4

asstrading tribes, 4

assworks industry, 9

B

bards whom they commisiend, 4

bats, 4

Beanpharoah, 9

Bitch of It’ly, 8

Borhotchus, 1

brashest mercantyle manner, 4

brothars gone to monstors, 7

brutol kicking foetus. See Fix, Ruth

buzzards cursings, 5

C

career knewn as travel accoutrement, 2

cart, vagrant, parable, 11

cawing peckards (vultures), 6

chiefs & assers, 4

chronic visiens of plundring, 1

city of intensity. See Sodom

clever moguls, 4

commerse, 4

constipasien, 1

contrition & grief, 11

Coo, 1

Cosigner of the High Note, 9

D

daisy of forbearance, 1

Death’s doorman, 11

deeply wicked wacker, 7

desperation, mutuel, 7

Domi-ninkus. See wicked father Domi-ninkus

dromedaries, 2

E

evil collective, the, 7

experoments against nature, 3

F

fanghog, 2

final dripf of water among them, 5

fine perking ass worth heisting, 6

Fix, Ruth, 5

fleshbait, 6

fop, a, 10

Fortune jumpt to their side, 6

fullfangd slavering grin, 11

G

galaxy, far from our own, 6

gods in their exaltigus, 1

grain which stank, 5

granniehammers, 7

grief & contrition. See contrition & grief

gruel & stewgoose & crock-a-grog, 7

Gui, city, 4

H

heartsoftning introspectacles, 9

hell’s blazing acre, 7

hellhammer, 1

hellhammer diplomacies, 1

heroes and the best-of-breed, 1

hidden whittld teeth of hell, 10

hole that leadeth to the universe, 5

humoryst’s quirk referrol, 4

I

I die, I die, 6

indelicacy vaulted to the fore, 11

insinuenda of possibol kingshipf, 7

iveryhandld whackstaves, 8

J

Jaques the Guvner’s getter, 1

jowld slobbergod, 2

L

lamentasiens of his ailings, 4

Leprus the Guide, 4

little missus girlchild. See Fix, Ruth

Lord, the magik, 10

lovers aghast, 9

lyfe of fluid propriedy & facterd ethos, 11

M

machine of infinit massacre, 11

madness & oblivien, 7

madpack stiflery, 2

Magnifiloochie, 9

manhogbear, 3

mastodons, 4

matron and babychild, parable, 11

miraculous bladder actions after injury, 8

Mitchel, winebladderner's nephew, 2

mixt tricks & treats of character, 8

moments of self appreciatian, 9

mudstraw brickyard bosses, 4

mushorooms, 5

musicol instrumentasien, 5

N

no city be perfek, 7

nomine genericus, 1

O

observasien spies, 9

obstinate survivol of surgicol proceedjer, 8

Oochie, 1

Our Towne. See Sodom Magnum

P

pent inner reaver, 11

physicien, unholy, 3

pigeon, 4

R

raft of gloss baubles, 4

rage to break the world, 11

reeking rotters, 7

requizitien for asses, 4

robbers, band of, 8

roosters of morning, 2

S

sad smackers, 7

Samsonic manes, 8

sellers of vehicols, 2

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shadowgods who operate through The Bitch, 8

shame, a thousent days', 11

sinnyrs, 8

Slickliste of Whizzers Civil, 1

sociel maelstrom, 7

Soda Ma’nifico. See Sodom Magnum

Sodom, 4

Sodom Magnum, 8

Sodom Univers’ty, 8

Sodom-Over-Edge, 8

space, vast deepf of, 4

sticks & bricks & cutting edges, 6

swillage & swallowgobs, 8

T

tannerhouse Punjens, 7

Taxjacker, gubnatoric, Jaques, 1

Thaiphus Antiquad, villidge, 1

their brother’s ass, 7

Thissel, captain of robbers, 9

three goodie brethren, 1

titulus pompouso transactitoriem, 1

travel accoutrementist [ah-kudə-mahn-tris], 2

travelers of the far theatres, 4

Tremendis Official, The, 1

Twelvecity, 9

V

vaunted cudgels, 11

Venus her self gone donkie, 7

vultures, 5

W

we are in bizniss, 2

weary asses, 6

wicked father Domi-ninkus, 2

wicked shift, some, 7

wicked wise man, 7

winebladderner, 2

wobblecarts, 2

wolfpacksplitter missile, 4

Y

young gun (Oochie), 11

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