The Journal of Provincial Thought

Embracing the DoctrineCogito ergo nix-- Pigasus the JPT flying pig 11 of Obscurity & Inutility

Vol. 3 Numb 1
iss 11: Jan 15, 2009
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A Reader's Web
Ye Olde Nostalgick Essay Korner
by Byron Swivet
The Lazarus Affair
Blazing historical drama
by Titus Andromeda

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"Emperor Norton's Hunch"
by S.e.U.Hooper
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No. 004
Professor Loose knowing
lots about little about lots
more 's the outrage
Gnu Books 4 U
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Balkan Wars of Modern Chamber Music
Kurdisha Estaminetz keeps up so you won't have to

More Moderne Klassix
peek into the
warped world of
Raimundo Craven
with Constance Reeder
Kavalkade o'
Kartoon Klassix
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