their present fix appalling, therefore with justified mind took they liberty upon this tract to live, and build, and steal, and teach, and spawn misery’s masses and luxury’s privlidgd fews, and such & such. And among those privoledgd famlies that were the fewest of the fews, such as, the loins Lionbreath, loins Pura-Megaseed, loins Exsepsionalibur—among them all, ’twere Lugie of loins ManTyrant that most were privilegd, she having found a godstone that giveth her special say in multitudinol affairs.
And ’twere Lugie that workt the muldatude, and brought them forth and said unto the quencher of Greasius Companien, Wherefore continuest thou to wear that veilcover upon thy face? Hast thou some jackal’s enraging grin, which we shud see to rub’t away?
And the quencher, who forsooth hath resum-ed refuge neath his veil, answerd and said unto them, I enjoy to smell the rags; for the nostril demandeth his animol satisfaxiens, and I cater to the cry.
And came again the privlidgd Lugie and said unto him, That much I know is possibol, for surely may all that we imagine be made manifest. Yet, suspicien is an hungry worm, and eateth at the mind; and one such worm now dineth deep in me. And I am fast to wonder, Hap wud this veil if pulld aside surrendor up the visage of some unknowner under there? (For surely dost thou understand, that him whom we know not, we do despise.)
And again anserd the unknowner, saying, I am no unknowner.
And seeing his hand to stealthy close upon the tantrum boot there at his side, Lugie & the tude preferrd that life be gentol; and they gat persuaded, and receiv-ed him as their own.
Now it happent that this peopel which now peopld this place were a lover of a certin qualidy of modesty deemd essentiol in all save the privilegd. And zound, the ragface-ed bootwack, he gone all about, filling ears with overboasty concerning the wisdom of his wiser song in claiming unto no wisdom, and also concerning his merdrous dispatchal of the one kudtblaidic pylon who once had mean’d a damns out here.
And they sent unto him an hussy for to groom his pride and deceive him. And the hussy groom-ed his pride, and deceiv-ed him, and made off in the night with his boot. And unto him again came she with tears in the morn, saying, Come, and haul up thy boot up outen the well. For there slippt I to fetch in’t for thee cool water; yet neither cud I draw it up again, tho I brake my back in seven places.
And he came up and went down, and seen there some men appearing casual. And the hussy reacht forth and tare away his veil, and behold, there shew out upon the men the unknewn visage of the unknowner. And they took and bound and sold him. And he cried back unto the hussy, saying, Glad am I, that thou hast brake thy back.
And hearing this, she did run forth again before him, and did there some flipfs, and walkt invertnd across his path upon her hands, that he shud see her physiq quo.
8 
ow the taste of justice is a fine old taste, like unto that of malted foal on cabbage. And the new multitewd resident, it found its self drewn headolong into the justiss bizness. And word came that one callt Tody was found in secluder under grounds. And they said, Fetch her up and find her sins; for she is in the earth for reasins.
And Tody Sorudabvist Castrumpahundus was hault up outen her space wherein she had dwelt in all the years. And with questiens she was presst through the justice sieve, and all her bias’t histeries extractnd. And they choos-ed some parts of her story for believing, and some not, and some for preservasian in the oral traditsiens of their tribe. And they said, This is amazing! We are looking here at felony.
And they brought process, and bill-ed her in kingkillery, or kudtblaidextirpasien, which is an awful crime, and heretic, and rebel, and right flouted as a thing. For they said, Surely have the lawless machinatiens of this dire operative leverd merder from across the years. Surely, surely, that recent ragger which we solt, he was the babe-in-fact of this Sorudabost, all grewn up and come a-slaughter to the king (or kootblaid) who hath feard him so. A vagobond, a come-late, a blow-in from afar: such thing cannot be countenanst. The kudtblaid were here first.
For of course, they believd her proclamations of the special delivery downstreams she claimen to have made of her abrogated babe, inasmuch as she hath said, I launch-ed him my babe unto expedishis delivrance downstreams. Who then wud not believe her, when that she staketh on’t her perfectien as a mother? For we know that such meaneth much.
And Lugie of loins ManTyrant spake and said, Hap by right oughts Tody SC be cruciferd, in answer to that she in her life hath wrought. (Och! The fair kudtblaid might to have tied off all his problems then, and today be living, had he caughten that babe; for all ready had he envisage-ed that the babe were no good.) And yet, there is a just irony tu sweet tu miss, in another course: yea, let her therefore be brought and kept in a placespace under grounds, there with but the torment of her crimes for comp’ny evermore. This, then, is the justiss of the Multitude. ’Tis all a qwestien of sociel stabilidy, and whattonot.
And a vote was calld, and it accrued to lethality, decreeing for her a lifetime in the hole, with Death to follow at its conveniense. Tho, the vote fell one shy of perfeck; for Tody voted nay.
And the privileged paepel chose for all men a king from a short caddalog; and the king which was chaze was Lugie. And she were come to be callt King Lugie the Queen King. And in that land, the people did their do as poepel do, peapol with the jist of living, people alway eager to strike.