The same image also appears above the captions "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" and "Courting the saddle-sniffer vote." Clearly something must be done. Please find out what that is and do it.
Joyless in Mudville,
Adjitatus
8/05/2007
Dear AdSeem-2B-a-Verb,
One certainly sees what you're on about. Why, those jockeyette pics differ only in where they lodge upon the page! My only question is, which is the real one and which the clones? Oh, I will get to the bottom of it. New cars cost money, and I want a new car, and some master villain out there in procurements is sitting on the money-pump, pumping him- or herself full of our sweet lolly. I'll soon enough waltz matilda on that jolly swagman, by Jove (which of course is to say, by Myself).
Meanwhile, Integrity also seem to have uncovered an image-defacement issue occurring somewhere between Procurement and Staging. Moustaches on fair damsels, blackened teeth, that sort of rot. Those are easy to restage when found because the .gif name is unchanged and we can simply refer to the original Procurement copy. The tougher cases have had their very filenames vandalized. How, for example, do we identify the true file for the following hacked specimen among thirty million graphic images?
 lets-play-whoopass.gif
I'd appreciate clearance to break some fingers when I come upon some jackalope giggling in his cubicle (or jackalinalope giggling in her cubicle) whilst committing such pathological malfeasance.
Ever ready for battery,
Flaschgorten
8/06/2007
Dear Fillybuster,
No, that's the actual name of that one. I thought it up and had old Whitsel do the sketch. Break all the fingers you want. Use your jpt billy and it won't leave identifying marks. It'll be their word against yours, and I'll take yours any day. [Think the next line with lower pitch & dramatic emphasis:] They won't dare go to the cops.
I renew the call to get cracking on our embezzlement affair. This turned up just three hours ago, two of the ignominious iterations having already shipped to different education-partner/clients:
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