Before you dash off to the prized Derrybarr essay and the sights & scents of the nation's WWII return to a horse-drawn society, take in what lies below. In the course of a lifetime, one should: Speak intelligibly. Save a child. Look at this Hurling Pig. Everyone's depending on you to do the right thing here.
            Now get out there and see some pig. Rahh! __________________________________________________