The Journal of Provincial Thought
jptARCHIVE Issue 9
luminance Pigasus the JPT flying pig, copyright 2008 Schafer
Shadowy black-hatted man woos senoritas
"No, no my loves. I speak to you the truth. I open up my heart and whisper the wonders we will lay bare in the Journal of Provincial Thought. Upstairs with us, my sweet jalapeƱos! On my laptop you will swoon in ecstasy."
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You can't miss our release this November 1st.

When come the creatures of the night. . . will you survive INFESTATION!? Might wish you hadn't.

Think you know P.H. Gosse? Darwin N. Huxley KNOWS some Gosse, podna, and we've got 'im! Step up 'n' git yurn! WE GOTCHA HOT GOSSE, RIGHTCHEER!!! HYAH, HYAH!!!
HOTGOSSE!!! HEY-HOSS!!!
GRABYACROTCH & COUNTCHA LOSS!!!

Therapy for all good lefties with an old can of slop to throw: a fantasy G.W.B. Lending Library and bombs away! Best hurry while there's anything left to defile.

MODELS "An insanity created the glossy perfection in a huge flying model..." What said of those who lay their hours into "recreating reality in teeny, carefully scaled replicas"? One dude woke up & walked.

Fear as a Blanket on the Brain: our Book of Wine & Seizures treats of tyrants in terror of tots. Bring somebody who can read, and let your ears experience chapter-and-verse a wonder that exists NOWHERE ELSE and soon will be hidden for 300 years.

. . . and other bits too grim for you to be worrying on yet.

jptARCHIVE Issue 9
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